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Muppets: With Jennifer Lawrence

The Muppets Show hosts Jennifer Lawrence, star of The Hunger Games and Silver Linings Playbook.

[ The Muppets’ Show (The Next Incarnation) With Jennifer Lawrence

Note: This screenplay was written by Shlomi Fish, and is original artwork. ]

[ Abstract: Jennifer Lawrence (JLaw) is the guest of the Muppets’ Show as a psychologist giving diet advice. ]

[ This text is Copyright by Shlomi Fish, 2014 and is made available under the Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 Unported Licence (CC-by-nc-sa) (or at your option - any later version). ]

[ JLaw is a Psychologist. Miss Piggy enters. ]

Miss Piggy: Oh, Dr. Lawrence! I am at a total loss. I am trying to lose weight. Oh please, can you give me any diet advice?

JLaw: Of course, Miss Piggy! My approach to dieting is to eat a lot.

JLaw: Here: [she hands Miss Piggy a tray of Pizza] eat the whole thing.

Miss Piggy: You mean the two of us?

JLaw: No, I have my own tray. Let’s pig out.

Miss Piggy: [Angry] “Pig out”?!! No one tells moi to pig out. [Prepares her Karate chop.]

[ JLaw hits Miss Piggy repeatedly with a longbow.

Miss Piggy passes out. ]

JLaw: Damn it! Such a waste of a good bowstring. Whatever. [She returns to eating the pizza.]